interface | irregardless | multi-task |
functionality | process (as verb) | touch base |
belch | psyched! | I'm sorry, I think of you as a friend |
value-added | cremains | cellulite |
psychobabble | team player | cachet |
sphincter | utilize | iced double cappuccino half caf soy latte + no foam |
deplane | whatever | Go to bed |
deadline-oriented | paradigm shift | rock (as verb) |
I was all... | horny | right on! |
crunchy | earthy | squat |
on the same page | oxymoron | postulate |
unloosen | having shared | verbal agreement (to mean oral agreement) |
customer service | parenting | randomize |
pustule | perturbed | normalcy |
salve | synergy | team player |
my bad | whimsical | all over it! |
access (as verb) | compassionate conservatism | downsize |
gestalt | venti & tall (in a coffee context) | dialogue (as verb) |
like, you know | per our discussion | branding (except when used to describe the marking of animals) |
furthermore | rich tapestry | resonate |
he goes | hot-button | your call is important to us |
leverage | stressed out | down-to-earth |
so NOT | binge | purge |
at this juncture | think outside of the box | kiddo |
blurb | space (as in "we're dominating that space") | monetize |
don't go there | productize | proactive |
phat | quirky | 24/7 |
human resources | absorbent | I'm here for you |
bad hair day | bitch (to mean anything other than a female dog) | boobs |
panties | all's I know | in actuality |
extreme | yadda yadda | it's all good |
toast | crotch | dude |
hemorrhoids | impact (as verb) | as of yet |
guesstimate | firstly | I'm so busy |
At this point in time... | At the end of the day... | To make a long story short... |
outsource | severance | start-up |
robust | postmodern | head up (as in "head up the committee") |
in any event | anyways | preboard |
more unique | less (when it should be fewer) | orientate |
non-issue | preexisting | giving back to the community |
Make no mistake | closure | ciao |